CatGPT-5 meow · online & purring

ni hao catGpt

$HAOGPT

The wisest kitten in the bamboo garden finally learned to type. Ask it anything. It answers in meows, ancient wisdom and exactly one contract address.

Contract address 12341234123412341234pump
Ginger kitten with a long white beard wearing a green knit beanie
CatGPT is thinking about fish
The bearded cat in a golden bamboo garden with lanterns, a waterfall and a pavilion
chat.catgpt

Ask CatGPT anything.

Trained on nine lives of data. Responses may contain meows.

What can I help with, human?

CatGPT can make mistakes. Check important info. Especially the CA.

Portrait of CatGPT: ginger kitten, white wizard beard, emerald beanie
model_id catgpt-5-meow
system card

Introducing CatGPT‑5 meow

Our most purrful model yet. It reasons step by step, naps step by step, and refuses all requests involving baths.

Parameters
9 lives × 1T whiskers
Context window
1 sunbeam
Training data
10,000 hours of naps
Knowledge cutoff
last dinner
Hardware
emerald knit beanie
Ticker
$HAOGPT

Benchmarks

MMLU (Massive Meow Language Understanding)99.9%
HumanEval (Human Evaluation of Snacks)97.0%
NapBench100%
Wen-Moon Reasoning88.0%
Bath compliance3.0%
/imagine

CatGPT dreams in images.

Scroll and watch it paint. No humans were bathed in the making of these images.

how to buy

Four prompts to $HAOGPT.

How do I start?

1. Get a wallet. Download Phantom or Solflare and write your seed phrase on paper, not on a cat.

Then what?

2. Load some SOL. Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little for gas, like keeping a little fish for later.

Where do I buy?

3. Go to pump.fun. Paste the contract address, connect your wallet, then check the CA twice.

And after?

4. Swap for $HAOGPT. Then say ni hao to the community on X. CatGPT will meow back.

ni hao.

Meow is all you need. $HAOGPT

Contract address 12341234123412341234pump
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